I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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