so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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