my mouth tastes like poor choices
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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