i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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