hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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