I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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