Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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