Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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