Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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