i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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