My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
tell me about the fingering
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