PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
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No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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