just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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