i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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