i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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