and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I'm at about main and main street
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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