I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
another moral hangover. fuck.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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