Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
we should paint friendship bongs
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