I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
