So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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