he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
It's shark week go big or go home
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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