I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
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FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
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