Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You're like the curious george of whores
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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