Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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