Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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