Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
