Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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