What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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