At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
We got so high we made milksteak
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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