Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
are you so shy because you have an std?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
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I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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