I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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