Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
