Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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