people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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