Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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