Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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