I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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