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That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
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