I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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