You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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