no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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