The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
