it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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