He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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