i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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