Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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