It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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