apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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