dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Dear god my vagina.
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