So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
love makes seman taste better
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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