I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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