yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
