We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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