wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
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They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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