I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
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