Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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